What's on Missy's phone? - Courtesy of the kids.

It’s that time of week again.

WORP Tuesdays with  Jessica
at Lowe Family News.

I’ve missed the last couple

of weeks

because I’m ghetto.

I don’t really use my phone’s camera much.

But true to usual fashion

the kids have not let me down.

I have some really great, or odd, or no

words can describe it pics for you.

Like this.

I HATE spiders! Who would ever

eat a sucker with a spider in it?

One guess.

Yep this guy.

When I first saw this picture.

I laughed. And laughed. And laughed.

So, I asked him about it.

“What are you doing? Stripping?”

(Well what did you think?)

“O vat? Chicken Dance.”

And then I got a demonstration.

Huh. Who knew?

And this is a lovely picture

of your friendly Midwest Elk.

No, they’re not indigenous here.

We’re just lucky to have them as neighbors.

This guy greets me most mornings

when I come home from work.

“Morning Hank.”

“Morning Missy.”

“Tough night?”

“Nah. You?”

“One of the deer got out, but Farmer Tim

wrangled her up when a looky-loo spotted her.”

“Tough times.”

“Yep”.

Well sadly, or maybe not, that’s it till next time.

Just for the record,

the above conversation

never really took place.